General Rules when posting...

1. Make sure you're in the right thread. If you're not sure, just look at the top of the page and it should have something slightly to do with what you're writing...

If you see a web address, your eyes have gone too far...

2. Be clear. I can't emphasize this enough.

Example: I loved those potatoes and my prostate. My favorite is when they're mashed.

See? We can't tell which you love more, mashed potatoes, or mashed prostate.


Believe it or not, this is a REALLY important thing to define.

3. Don't be a dick.

If you have a complaint, make it clear and see what the other person can do to change it. If this happens to be about a personal character flaw that cannot be changed, be clever or sarcastic.

Stupidity in the eye of confrontation is just asking for Darwin to step in and smack you up...

4. Don't make a stupid topic for no reason that nobody is likely to post in.

This just proves how sad and bitter you are at the world and how my mom never held me enough...

I mean you. This has nothing to do with me.